Virtual Methodist

With apologies to John Bell and Graham Maule of the Iona Community's Wild Goose Worship Group, who devised this Jesus/Peter format , this is a dialogue I wrote to go along with the third part of the "Lost for Words" course on faith sharing, by CPAS . Jesus: Peter...? Peter: Yes, Jesus? Jesus: Is there something wrong? Peter: I’m just thinking about those stories you told us... Jesus: Which ones Peter? There are quite a few… Peter: You know… those ones about the foolish shepherd and the careless housewife… Jesus: The what? I don’t remember those ones Peter… Peter: You know, the ones where they managed to lose a sheep and a coin and then had to spend ages looking for them... Jesus: Trust you to look at it that way... Peter: Well, my Dad taught me to look after my things so I wouldn’t lose them… So I like to know where things are… I can’t stand carelessness… Jesus: And that’s good… Wouldn’t want you misplacing the keys to heaven… Peter: What? Jesus: Never mind... Peter: Anyw...