I haven't been blogging much this year, but here is a wee Christmas present... some of you preparing stuff at the last minute might even find it useful. I wrote it for our Service of Lessons and Carols on Sunday, and it seemed to go down quite well...
There are
times when I wouldn’t believe one word that came out of that man’s mouth. My
mother warned me. She said “Never marry a shepherd!” she said. “Never marry a
shepherd! They spent too much time away from home. Roaming the hillsides… Sun
beating down on their heads in the daytime. Drinking home-made hooch in the
nightime to stay warm… Addles their minds!” She said “Addles their minds…”
And on face
value my man’s ramblings this morning when he came in suggested that his mind
WAS addled. He couldn’t get his words out fast enough… All I heard was “bright
light, angels, good news, singing, Messiah, manger…” None of it made sense…
even when I got him to take a breath and slow down…
He started
again and told me that an angel had visited him and his mates up in the hills
last night… I mean to say… an angel visiting that lot!? Must have taken a wrong
turn somewhere. But he insisted that they had seen an angel and that this angel
had told them to go down into Bethlehem and find a baby wrapped in cloths and
lying in an animal’s feeding trough… and that this would be the Messiah that
has been expected for centuries… And then an angel choir appeared, singing
“Glory to God in highest heaven and peace to all people on earth!”
Total and
utter sheep fodder. Why on earth would the Messiah be lying in a feeding
trough? Doesn’t bode well for things to come if God couldn’t arrange a better
place for his chosen one to be born than a stable…
But my
half-wit of a husband was adamant that this “angel” was right… that they left
the sheep on the hillside and went down to Bethlehem and there WAS a baby lying
in a feeding trough… Mind you, with this Roman census there are people
everywhere… But the messiah? No way! I said that it was probably all part of a
con trick to get them off the hill so some sheep rustlers can take away their
sheep…
But he said
no… that after they had seen the baby they went back up to the mountain to
check that all was in order, and it was,,, the sheep hadn’t moved an inch…
I don’t
know… He really seemed to believe this nonsense. I suppose I had better check
that baby in the feeding trough story for myself… But if he is pulling my leg,
I swear, he could end up sleeping in a feeding trough himself… What was it that
angel choir sang? “Peace to all people on earth!” I’ll give him peace! A piece
of my mind is what I’ll give him…
Shalom
ps. The artistically minded will note that the image is "The Farmer's Wife" by Joan Miro, but I couldn't find a suitable "Shepherd's Wife" image...
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